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Biden: How Dare He!

With all of the scandal of the top secret classified documents found in the president's garage, WECU has decided to focus on the more important issues of the day. Biden's 68 Stingray internal combustion engine car. Why is it the biased media has failed to focus on this existential crisis? How dare he.

Biden has stated several times his desire to rid the country of gas and diesel-powered vehicles, yet he owns an internal combustion vehicle; a 1967 Goodwood Green convertible Corvette with a 327-ci V-8 and a four-speed manual transmission. This gas-guzzling obscenity only achieves an average of 13.7 miles per earth-murdering gallon.

In the eternal words of earth's warrior Gretta Thunberg, "he has stolen her future."

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Jan 13, 2023

Yeah but, muscle cars have older technology and won't have that kill switch put in by the Fed, hopefully. I already thought about getting an older muscle car. Seeing the 13.7 MPG, I may have to rethink that.

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