The Comey Files: From Crossfire Hurricane To the Seashore

Here we are, not even a year after President Trump narrowly escaped death, surviving an assassin’s bullet to the side of his head at a rally in Butler, PA, on July 13th, 2024, and the thoroughly disgraced, not to mention utterly despicable, lest I forget, categorically contemptible, and undeniably deranged ex-FBI Director James Comey, a consummate Trump hater and Deep State traitor to our Republic by all subversive and hysterical accounts, and if I haven’t made myself clear enough, not a very nice person, who, in what, for all devious intents, immoral interpretations, and bloodthirsty, murderous purposes, now appears to be, in effect, in a thinly veiled threat, calling for the assassination, of the sitting United States President, Donald J. Trump. 

Predictably so, to save his own hide, Comey is now lying by denying that he, on Thursday, May 15th, 2024, put out what most, particularly those in the Intel Community and Military, would, in fact, construe as a dog whistle “hit” on President Trump’s life, by posting a cryptic image on Instagram depicting color coordinated seashells that were meticulously arranged to read “8647” with the caption “Cool shell formation on my beach walk.”

This, of course, immediately triggered a squall of justifiable public outrage and some well-deserved condemnation with calls for legal action to be taken against Comey because, as he well knows, particularly given his lengthy career path and choices, the term 86, 86’d and/or 86ing means or signifies and is oftentimes used, not as some sort of subliminal message, but moreover to either describe or order a hit on someone. While, of course, the term “47” is shorthand for our 47th President, Donald Trump. 

Evidently, two assassination attempts on President Trump's life were not enough for the TDS-infected cult of Left-wing Democrat demagogues… they were obviously wishing and hoping for a “3rd time is the Charm” outcome. 

Suffice it to say, per implication of the caption accompanying Comey’s photograph, he stumbled upon a random seashell formation by happenstance on his daily walk along the beach as though it were an organic formation. 

That somehow, according to the Book of Comeythians, Chapter 2, The Big Bad Orange Man, Verse HX 5.0, these mystical magical seashells sprung to life, washed ashore with the ebbing tide from the vast deep blue yonder, and arranged themselves to deliver a message to the Messiah Saint James Comey to spread the word of Leftism, “Kill Trump.” 

Sure, they did… NOT. 

Unless, of course, you know, there was something in the water. 

Of course, no surprise, following the public’s immediate rebuke, Comey, taking the spineless coward’s way out, abruptly deleted his post and disabled the comments feature on his Social Media account in what was an obvious attempt to not only shut down dissent in order to avoid negative public scrutiny and hide from any and all incoming backlash but also to save his own skin and cover his sorry—not so—cutie patootie by feigning ignorance and denying that he was calling for Trump's assassination, writing: 

“I posted earlier a picture of some shells I saw today on a beach walk, which I assumed were a political message. I didn’t realize some folks associate those numbers with violence…” going on to say, “It never occurred to me, but I oppose violence of any kind, so I took the post down."

Sure, he didn’t realize…

Sure, it didn’t occur to him…

Sure, he opposes violence… 

Not, Not, Oh, and NOT… In case anyone is confused or unsure of what NOT means… it means the son of a bastard is being shifty; you know, terminologically inexact… in other words, plainly or impolitely put, he is a fucking liar, and a cunning one at that.

Absolutely NO ONE is buying his blarney, no one. 

How do I know? You ask…

Well, aside from being cursed with an elephant’s brain and being decidedly clued into the world around me, with a well-tuned and calibrated radar for Bullshit, not to mention markedly well-read on all things political, especially the ins and outs of the Swamp since, say, between forever ago and now or thereabouts, but we also have this thing called the inter-wiz-net. 

You know, a veritable mechanical brain, a lifeless intellectual Zeus at our beck and call and fingertips that not only processes information for the curious and/or otherwise brainless but also stores everything and never forgets anything, not even Hillary Clinton’s bleach-bit emails and/or Saint Comey’s law enforcement history.

You see, once upon a long time ago, way before James Comey ascended to the Deep State dictatorship throne of the FBI on the infamous 7th Floor of the Organization, he was the Assistant US Attorney or AUA for the Southern District of New York, circa 1987-1993 and 2002-2003. 

And why is that important?

Well, it was a time and place where and when Organized Crime Families, or “The Chiefs of the so-called “Five Families” of the Italian Mafia, not only lived, operated, ruled the roost, and ran the streets of Manhattan and the surrounding Burroughs, including Long Island but also an era when America’s Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, not only made it his mission to crush and eliminate the Mafia but when James Comey was assigned by Rudy to prosecute said Organized Crime Families. 

One such prominent prosecution that stands out in a string of noteworthy trials during that era which Comey either prosecuted, was involved in, was intimately aware of, or was read in on due to or by association with or of what was his prosecution as lead prosecutor in the famous or moreover infamous “United States v. John Gambino et al.,” case.

Suffice it to say, a mafia racketeering and murder trial in which the one and only Saint James Comey secured murder convictions, primarily due to wiretaps entered into evidence wherein the notorious John Gotti could be heard repeatedly using the mob’s “Code for Kill,” 86, 86’d, and/or 86-ing when discussing, describing, and/or ordering a hit on or the murder of one or more of his mob rivals and/or informants… 

However, even in the face of the aforementioned bright and shiny nugget of the many, many bright and shiny nuggets of corroborating evidence floating around in the infinitely eternal inter-wiz-net ether, oddly enough, Comey somehow still believes that he can charm his way into selling us bumbling, America First fools a bill of lies.

But I digress…

Needless to say, in response to Comey’s call to violence against President Trump, countless Congressional Representatives and former and current law enforcement officers and officials immediately took to social media and the airwaves to voice their outrage, issuing statements not only countering and discrediting Comey's feigned ignorance but also pointing out that what Comey had done was, in fact, a criminal offense under 18 U.S. Code § 871: Threats against the President and successors to the Presidency and 18 U.S. Code § 373: Solicitation to commit a crime of violence. 

Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville stated in a post on X that “James Comey MUST face consequences.”

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem posted on X that “Disgraced former FBI Director James Comey just called for the assassination of @POTUS Trump…” announcing that DHS and Secret Service were investigating his threat against the President.

Likewise, current FBI Director Kash Patel shared that he was in communication with Secret Service Director Sean Curran and that he and the FBI would be providing the SS with “all necessary support.” 

The Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, told Jesse Watters in a televised interview that James Comey should be "put behind bars" for “issuing a call to assassinate President Donald Trump.”

President Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., posted on X: “Just James Comey casually calling for my dad to be murdered. This is who the Dem-Media worships. Demented!!!!”

While President Trump himself, in a Fox News interview, told Bret Baier that James Comey “knew exactly what that meant…”

At this point, I am sure most Americans are aware to some degree or another, if not painstakingly, astutely aware that in every conceivable manner, means, and way, James Comey, who, seething with hatred for Trump, not only after but also before being fired from his position as FBI Director, not only weaponized our Government against Trump to tarnish and trash him —(the Democrat Party’s nemesis and biggest political threat to their Progressive, One-World-Order Agenda)— but he was also responsible for orchestrating malicious, coup d'état like plots against Trump in order to:

1)— Prevent “Presidential Candidate” Trump, then “President-Elect” Trump, from taking Office with the Crossfire Hurricane Hoax.

And when that failed miserably, Comey attempted to:

2)— Oust the newly elected “President Donald J. Trump” from Office through or with, amongst other dirty political tricks, the bought-and-paid-for, thoroughly debunked Steele Dossier, Russia Collusion Hoax.

It all began sometime in June of 2015, shortly after President Trump declared his intention to run for President, when James Comey, without probable cause and in collusion with DC’s corrupt cabal of elected and unelected Progressive Politicians, lawless Prosecutors, and corrupt Deep State Bureaucrats from the highest echelons of our Government, all came together, conspired, and cooked up Comey’s Crossfire Hurricane Probe or, rather, plot to take down Trump. 

Needless to say, in furtherance of Crossfire Hurricane, the aforementioned Comintern of Marxist reprobates not only willfully and repeatedly lied, but they also fabricated and altered evidence that James Comey knowingly signed off on in an effort to mislead and manipulate the FISA Court into authorizing spy warrants so that they could spy on Trump’s associate, Carter Page, and by proxy, on their intended target, Trump himself in violation of the Patriot Act and their Civil Rights. 

What’s more:

Soon after Comey was fired, we not only learned that:

1)— By his own nonchalant “I’m above the law” admission during a Congressional hearing on Capitol Hill, that he, Comey, without President Trump’s consent or knowledge, took extensive handwritten notes, memorializing several confidential conversations that he had had with President Trump. Ergo, not only automatically making those notes “Classified” Government Property protected under Executive Privilege, but also exempt from personal ownership, whether or not Comey hand-scribbled said notes on a piece of toilet paper. 

But we also learned: 

2)— By his own admission, not only had he, Comey, unlawfully taken and kept said memorialized Classified notes, but he also unlawfully gave said notes to a friend, Daniel Richman, to leak to the New York Times. 

And why?

Well, clearly out of vindictive spite because, you know, “Nobody fires Saint James Comey” and gets away with it…

But more so:

To trigger a Special Counsel Investigation into President Trump. Ostensibly, on the grounds that he purportedly “Obstructed Justice” by firing Comey. 

In other words, Comey framed his dismissal as an attempt by President Trump to interfere with and ultimately shut down, as I mentioned earlier, the now thoroughly debunked Russia Collusion Probe Hoax or, moreover, plot to take down a sitting United States President.

A Hoax that Comey, in all his Machiavelli splendor, was quite certain, during the course of their Sovietesque, “A suspect in search of a crime rather than a crime in search of a suspect, guilty until proven guilty" investigative dig, would yield some sort of dirt on Trump that would otherwise land him in federal prison for eternity and a day…

But again, I digress…

Needless to say, as a matter of corrupt political course, within one day of Comey’s scheme to trigger a Special Counsel Investigation into President Trump, Robert Mueller, James Comey’s beloved mentor, a co-inky-dink, I think not, was, on May 17th 2017, appointed as Special Counsel or dare I say, anointed as the man who was supposed to but, Oopsies, didn’t bring down the most powerful man in the World, President Donald J. Trump.

That said, as I am sure everyone also remembers, the inception of the Mueller Probe ignited what became a hysterical, two-year, all smoke and no fire “Russia, Russia, Russia Collusion Hoax, Witch-Hunt," and media-feeding frenzy that came to an abrupt and disappointing halt for Comey and company, not to mention the Left-wing TDS cult writ large after Mueller failed in his mission to dig up dirt on Trump. 

No less, of course, despite having open, unrestricted access to every nook, cranny, crevice, and page of Trump’s life and Tax Returns to boot.

At any rate, a two-year inquisition that not only came with a whopping price tag of upwards of $50 million billed to the American taxpayers, that in the end was met with radio silence and no apology for putting President Trump and his family through utter hell, but a probe that was entirely engineered by James Comey at the behest of Hillary Clinton, in cahoots with, amongst others, Comey’s contingency of corrupt FBI Agents and DOJ Prosecutors from Kevin Clinesmith, James Baker, Nellie and Bruce Ohr, Andy McCabe, Jake O’Sullivan, Peter Strzok, and Lisa Page to name but a sliver of Comey’s unscrupulous coconspirators. 

And it doesn't just end there; there’s more.

You see, per John Durham, who was appointed to investigate the origins of the Russia Collusion Hoax after it and Mueller’s Probe all fell apart, his investigation unearthed evidence, as detailed in his 316-page Bombshell Report and Court Filings, that for a period of over three years, between January 2017 and October 2020, the FBI hired and paid a Russian man, and not just any Russian man but a known Russian Intelligence asset, Igor Danchenko, to be a confidential informant against President Trump. 

Worse still…

The FBI already knew prior to putting Danchenko on its payroll that he was the actual “PRIMARY SOURCE” for the infamous, salacious, and thoroughly discredited Steele Dossier.

In other words, the FBI was so desperate to “Get Trump that:

1)— They paid a Russian Intelligence Agent, Igor Danchenko, to validate and/or disseminate the Steele Dossier between 2017 and 2020, despite already knowing that the Dossier was not only complete garbage but that he, Danchenko, their new hire, had manufactured it two years prior, sometime in 2015, on behalf of or commissioned by British Intelligence Spy, Christopher Steele, and funded by the DNC, and Hillary Clinton vis-a-vis her middleman, her attorney Michael Sussman —(through Marc Elias’ Law-firm Perkins Coie)—

2)— They cunningly exploited the uncorroborated Dossier to justify and procure their unjustifiable Civil Rights obliterating Crossfire Hurricane FISA warrants to spy on Trump’s campaign through Carter Page between 2015 and 2017.

Then, in 2017, after the FBI’s Crossfire Hurricane Hoax failed to take down Trump:

3)— They used the Dossier and the hysteria surrounding it as the impetus or source to prompt the Russia Collusion Investigation or hoax against President Trump.

After 

4)— Comey briefed the new, incoming President Trump on the debunked Dossier… which he subsequently and intentionally had leaked to the press, to, as I iterated above, foment mass hysteria over Trump/Russia ties and hence initiate the official, albeit undisclosed Russia Collusion Investigation.

Which, after Comey was fired, he then used to:

5)— Trigger, as I discussed earlier, the “Special Counsel or Mueller Probe” on the pretext that President Trump purportedly “Obstructed Justice” by firing him, James Comey, in order to shut down the Russia Collusion Investigation Hoax. 

In other words, the Federal Bureau of Investigation was not only willfully complicit in the plot to bring down a sitting United States President, Donald J. Trump, but they, with James Comey at the center of it, were the actual transgressors and impetus behind all of it. 

Like everyone else, I obviously can't pretend to know what is going on inside James Comey’s deranged brain; however, in light of his contemptible conduct, after all he has done, after all the damage, hurt, and pain he has caused and inflicted on President Trump and others over the last decade, I can say with absolute confidence that:

1)— He is a pathological narcissistic liar, a sociopath, or, moreover, a psychopath who is the embodiment of the “Dark Triad.”

2)— He didn't just randomly stumble upon those seashells on the seashore.

And:

3)— He, as an ex FBI Director and a mob prosecutor, knew damn well what 86 meant.

The truth is, or at least in my opinion, that for far too long, Comey has skirted accountability for his conduct, and now justice demands that he answer for his crimes. 

Linda Genzel Editor @WECU News

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